Table role-playing tale for the teacher's day. Funny teacher's day scene from students. Little Johnny and the golden egg

The beginning of the event is a small tale about school sciences and their role in human life. The next stage is to find the relationship of "incompatible" sciences, games and competitions with students. And finally - a competition for teachers for "professional suitability".

Target:

Development of interest in observing school traditions.

Registration:

Illustrations with images of school sciences, balloons, greeting banner.

Attributes:

  • Costumes for actors;
  • Cards with numbers;
  • List of constellations, in the names of which mistakes were made;
  • Atlas, outline map, colored pieces of paper;
  • List of discoveries in physics;
  • Sheets with the names of school subjects.

Roles:

  • Leading
  • Storyteller
  • School sciences
  • Discord
  • Director

Event progress

Leading: We welcome all guests of our holiday! Today, according to the good old tradition, we have gathered to celebrate one of the greatest holidays of our time - Teacher's Day. Are the heroes of the occasion - lovely and kind teachers - present here? Everything? Then get your ears and eyes ready, be careful, and mind what you see or hear.

The Storyteller comes out to the sounds of fabulous music.

Storyteller: In some state, not far from us, there were school sciences.

School sciences come out - students imitating the teachers of the subjects they depict: Mathematics counts on a calculator, Russian language corrects errors (text on the blackboard), History reads a textbook, Biology studies the structure of the skeleton, Geography turns the globe, Astronomy glues stars to whatman paper, Chemistry conducts experiments, Computer science sits at a computer and searches for something on the Internet, Physical education does exercises.

Storyteller: They lived, did not grieve, were close friends. We often went to visit each other, drank tea. All problems were solved together. And everything would have been good if Discord had not settled in their kingdom.

It turns out Discord, runs up to one science, whispers something in her ear, to another - points to a third, whispers something about her. Then he runs away.

Storyteller: Discord spoke of all sorts of nonsense to every resident of the school town. He said that they need to choose the main one - the one who will rule the life of the entire kingdom. They began to quarrel, swear, find out who is more important and necessary.

Sciences argue among themselves.

Maths: I am the queen of all sciences! Who better than me to be the main one in our kingdom? Without me you will not achieve absolute accuracy, you will disappear into relativity!

Russian language: But what about mistakes? Wrong spelling? Pronunciation in the end? I am the most important, because the wrong spelling of words completely changes their meaning. Ignorance of the Russian language, and indeed of any other language, to be precise, Ms. Mathematics, does not exempt from responsibility for incorrect spelling and distortion of the meaning of words. Only I should be the queen of our kingdom!

History: Don't argue over trifles! You wouldn't exist without history, Mathematics. And the Russian language was not quite Russian at first! Therefore, there can be no question of any superiority on your part! I am the ancestor of everything that was on earth, it is I who point out mistakes that are corrected over time. Am I not worthy to be a queen? The one who can warn others against mistakes?

Biology: Each of us is a worthy candidate for monarchy. But you, History, are ashamed not to know that in Russia the monarchical system has become obsolete a long time ago! The president is in power, and in our kingdom the governor will be enough - for example, a small town called a school. Rather, the governor's wife! And it will be me - after all, I allow one to recognize nature. And she is the fundamental principle of everything!

Geography: Excuse me, but what about me? All countries and continents are in my power. I will find storms, hurricanes, tornadoes - and there will be nothing alive on our planet. By the way, she is also in my department. I am the one who must rule our kingdom - the school town!

Astronomy: Then I am more important than you, Mademoiselle Geography, because I allow you to explore a much larger space than yours. Thousands of stars at my disposal, at least 9 planets, many meteorites and meteors. Isn't it an army?

Chemistry: What are you, really, how little! Without chemical processes, life is not life. After all, transformation is magic and miracle! I help to live in faith and hope! The love of life is what is the end result of my influence. Without this, it is simply impossible to live happily. And since I bring happiness to people, then I am the most important science that humanity could come up with!

Computer science: Sucks! I am a super science that can replace you too, Madam Mathematics - I have a built-in program for counting any examples! - and you, Russian language, because I will find an error in any document automatically! And any other science in general! I know how to manage a person, which means I am in charge!

Physical Education: Oh oh oh! Cluck, scientific buggers! Is it okay that you only spoil the health of poor children? Listen to you, so they directly become powerful, studying you, omnipotent! Yes, they won't even be able to lift a string bag with a loaf of bread by the 11th grade if they don't do physical education! Therefore, who is in charge is me!

Maths: What, there is strength - no need for mind?

Russian language: Anyway, I am the most important!

History: No, me!

Biology: I don't even want to communicate with you!

Geography: Let's see who is right!

Astronomy: I'll leave you! And I will not come back!

Chemistry: I'm leaving too!

Computer science: You will also regret that you were left without me!

Physical Education: I will rule here!

Sciences turn away from each other, begin to collect things.

Storyteller: That's what it came to - the sciences are going to disperse! They have already gone to collect things in order to move to another place where they will be respected. But then he appeared - a man who managed to restore friendship and trust to sciences.

A student comes out in a suit, approaches the sciences in turn.

Human: Mathematics, you help to find the most accurate answer, without you it will be difficult to carry out chemical experiments, where the exact dosage of various substances and physical calculations are required. But after all, without other sciences, alone, you simply will not be needed by people who live in the real world, subject to biological, physical, and geographical laws. The Russian language, communication can be about the past, and this is already a historical area. Physical education, you allow you to maintain physical health, but not the internal state. Without thoughts, a person degrades, because it is the ability to think, to be aware that distinguishes him from the entire animal world. By the way, Informatics, you allow to shift the thought processes from humans to soulless machines. On the one hand, this is just wonderful. On the other hand, a person must develop. All of you, dear sciences, are related to each other. You are all equally important - if someone is removed, then the world will be imperfect. It is impossible to single out one of you. I ask everyone to stay in our school kingdom and do not swear!

Maths: Who, then, will rule our school world? After all, we need someone who can reconcile us if we quarrel!

Russian language: We already have a candidate - it's you, dear Human! Just tell me who you are? Open the veil of secrecy!

Storyteller: Guys, have you guessed who this person is?

Children: Head teacher.

Storyteller: Right. The director is a person who will help you sort out any situation. He was able to reconcile all sciences, so we can see them all in our school. They live here without quarreling, teach us many wisdom.

The actors bow, go backstage.

Leading: Guys, are you familiar with these sciences? Let's check it out now!

Games and contests are held in different directions:

  • Mathematics in literature. Game "Cheerful account". Those interested are divided into groups of 10 people. Each team member receives a number (from 0 to 9). The presenter asks questions from literature (for example, how many piglets (kids) were there in a famous fairy tale?). Participants who have the required number in their hands raise it up. The team, whose participant completed the task faster, gets a point.
  • Russian language in astronomy. Children receive a list of constellations that have been named incorrectly. Their task is to find all the errors.
  • Chemistry in Geography. Using the atlas, you need to determine the acidity of the soil in different areas. On the contour map, indicate acidity with color - "litmus tests".
  • History in Physics. Children are encouraged to arrange the discoveries in chronological order.
  • Physical education in biology. The presenter names the animals, the children show how they move (fly, crawl, jump, jump).

We cannot hold back the excitement and joy,
Listen to us, Motherland! Listen, Earth!
Our greetings! Hello!
Hello dear teachers!

Each of us is ready to convey to you
A thousand kind and affectionate words
From your yesterdays,
From your current ones,
Students!

Today we are on behalf of every heart (all three students - in chorus)
We tell you "Thank you!"

Pupil 1. We have gathered here in a cozy hall to congratulate dear teachers on their professional holiday! We tell you "Thank you!" for your work, patience, for the care that you show to each of us.

Pupil 2. Dear teachers! May joy and good luck always accompany you! Let the warmth, care and attention of your family and friends warm you! May all your wishes come true!

Readers recite poetry.

Please accept our wishes
Health, happiness and goodness,
And let the bad mood
You will never have!

Let a kind, gentle smile
Every day begins for you,
Let the worries, worries of life
On your way we rarely meet.

May there be happiness and health
And may there be enough strength for everything
And so that every day with love
I only brought you joy!

May the sun shine brighter for you on this day,
Flowers fall underfoot like a carpet.
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good!

The ensemble "Peremenka" is on the stage. The song is played to the tune "Winged Swing" (see Appendix 1)

Pupil 1. And now we have a TV studio in touch, today your students have prepared wonderful congratulations - touching and funny. We hope that they will delight you on this autumn day and will be remembered for a long time! Well, we give the floor to our hosts in the studio.

Leader (looks at his watch). Its time to begin!

The screensaver of the TV channel sounds (presenters from the screen)

Lead 1.

Strict and affectionate
Wise and sensitive

Leading 2. Those who have gray hair on their temples,

Presenter 1. For those who are new from the walls of the institute,

Host 2. Those who are considered in the middle years.

Lead 1.

To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,
Teaches us to achieve victories in work,

Lead 2.

To everyone whose proud name is a teacher,
Low bow and warm greetings!

Host 1. Attention! Attention! The school television channel OTV-plus is on the air

Host 2. Speaks and shows OTV-plus Today in issue ...

Presenter 1. Program “School Town”. Special issue of "ABVGDeyki"

Leader 2. Festive video greetings from the 7th grade

The intro to the TV show “ABVGDeyaka” sounds.

(For a screenplay, see Appendix 2.)

Host 1. And again we are in the studio of our school TV channel

Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
And the phrases are warm - for you!

And weekdays are long every hour!


So that someone is happy for you!
And may tonight this evening
Will give you the desire to live

Teach others, always create

The presenters come out in the hall.

Lead 1.

Let in this room, at this hour
The lights burn brighter!
And again we congratulate you, our teachers!

Lead 2.

Ringing laughter of our junior grades is the best reward!
The kids will be very happy to congratulate you.

Presenter 1. Meet the “Solnyshki” ensemble on the stage. They will perform the songs "Imagination" and "Music beads" (see Appendix 3)

Lead 2.

Let it be so that in your life, bright, kind
Children have always surrounded you, like flowers,
So that the school is a reliable pier for everyone -
Happy, bright, full of kindness!

Facilitator 2. Once again, it's time to evaluate the creativity of your students. Meet the vocal ensemble "Peremenka" on stage. Your applause !!!

The song to the tune "City Flowers" is being performed. At the end of the performance, the children give the teachers a souvenir of the birds of happiness made by their own hands (origami)

Host 1. Dear friends! Today our good friends are our guests - the Center for Culture and Leisure "Lira"! With their congratulations on the stage, the dance group "ArtDance Show" Artistic director Lisitsyna Olga Sergeevna. Contemporary dance "Contrasts" We meet !!!

Lead 2.

The Teacher's Heart ... Well, what can you compare it with?
With a cosmic galaxy that has no borders?
Or maybe with a bright Sun that gives people light?
With the deep sea that slumbers for hundreds of years?
No, we will not compare! And we say: “Knock!
Teacher Heart - HOPE, BELIEVE LOVE! "

Presenter 1. Today, on this holiday, on the stage of the Folklore and Theater Studio "Evening" Russian folk song "Quadrille".

Presenter 2. There is one magic threshold in life, which no one can cross indifferently. This is the threshold of the school. Even if a person is already old, he still crosses the school threshold not without timidity. And, having stepped over, he will immediately remember his school ringing childhood, about his teachers.

Lead 1.

A lot of words have been invented about teachers,
But we want to repeat again:
A teacher for children - the beginning of fate!
The moment has come to give you a dance.

On stage, the dance group "ArtDance Show" dance in the style of "Hip-Hop"

Lead 2.

We do not always notice
How many worries we have
And patient labor
The teacher gives.
With barely noticeable gray hair
On a dark blond strand
She stands in front of you
Folding the foot of the notebooks.
And you love like him, like me,
Her - and let's face it:
She is your second mother.
And who is dearer than mom?

Presenter 1. And again, we hand over the floor to the presenter in the studio. Attention to the screen!

Screen presenters:

Lead 1.

Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
And the phrases are warm - for you!
The moments of the holiday are wonderful
And weekdays are long every hour!

Lead 2.

Friends! How little we all need
So that someone is happy for you!
And may tonight this evening
Will give you the desire to live
Sing, dance, prepare speeches,
Teach others, always create!

Presenter 1. Prize-winners of city, international figure skating competitions Astakhova Kristina and Alekseev Vadim are performing.

On the screen there is a video sequence from the performance of the skaters. Leading in the hall.

Leader 1. Teacher! What a word close and dear to my heart! A person forgets a lot, a lot is erased in his memory over time. Years pass, memories of childhood and adolescence fade, but the memory of beloved teachers is timeless.

Presenter 2. Among the many professions, the teacher has always stood and stands in a special place. Everyone, whoever they become afterwards, deals with him.

Presenter 1. And there is no person on earth who would not remember his teacher with a kind word, who gave a ticket to a big life.

Host 2. We always remember them, our teachers, and on this holiday we would like to say especially warm words of love and gratitude.

Host 1. Today to you, our dear, our beloved, all the flowers, all the best wishes!

Students of the 6th grade rise on the stage:

There is no more honorable work in the world,
Than the teacher's work is restless.
We will never forget you
And we will be worthy of your love!

Today, on the day of your professional holiday, accept congratulations from the 6th grade.

Children perform a dance composition and a scene.

Presenter 1. The profession of a teacher is very difficult, it requires a lot of patience and understanding from a person. Basically, it consists of difficult but interesting everyday life. However, today our dear teachers have a professional holiday, and they, of course, deserve the most sincere and warm congratulations and wishes addressed to them.

Host 2. We want to congratulate you and sincerely thank you for giving us the most important thing in life - knowledge. With your hard work, you make us smart people, ready to embark on the path of life. Happy holiday, our dear teachers!

Presenter 1. And again on our stage the group "Peremenka" Meet !!!

Musical composition "Your Eyes". The song to the tune "Your Eyes" is being performed. On a slide show screen, students present their teachers with student recognition diplomas (Appendix 4).

Teaching is not work, but renunciation,
The ability to give all of yourself,
Leave for a long feat and torment,
And in this to see light and grace.

Teaching - when in the eyes of the cold
The dawn of understanding will light up,
And you will understand: I tried not fruitlessly
And he scattered knowledge for a reason.

Showered with a rain of bouquets
And illuminated by the brilliance of hundreds of eyes,
Accept, teacher, not a word of hello,
And part of the soul from grateful us!

Presenter 1. And again on the stage the dance ensemble "AtrDansShow" with the composition "Carnival".

Thank you teachers
After all, you are busy with the most important thing.
The earth has been holding on to you since ancient times,
You are raising young citizens for her.

Facilitator 1. Once again, it's time to evaluate the creativity of your students. Meet: Kazakova Larisa 10 - "a" class.

Host 2. Dear viewers, Nina Anatolyevna Vekshina asks us for a microphone. Let's listen to her reflections on the eve of teacher's day

Host 1. Once again, we congratulate you on your professional holiday!

Host 2. Our holiday continues, because school is eternal, like an endless process of learning!

Presenter 1. And the profession of a teacher is also eternal, just as the truths of good, wisdom and mercy that you bring to all people are eternal!

Host 2. And today, on this solemn day, we wish you health, love and smiles.

Presenter 1. On stage again the group "Peremenka", Meet your applause! They perform A. Varlamov's song "Give a Smile to the World"

Lead 2. All good things come to an end sooner or later. Our concert has also come to an end imperceptibly.

Leading (in chorus). Until next time!

Fairy tale "How an old man sold a cow" for teacher's day

Alina.

And now, friends, take you to a fairy tale

We cordially invite!

Teaching, moral

We offer you to find in it.

Cheer up

We promise everyone today!

Alice.

We present to your attention a fairy tale ...

2nd Leader.

"How competently the old man sold a cow."

Music "Ivan Kupala", come out buffoons in bright costumes, read the words.

Dasha J.

Bonjour, ladies, gentlemen!

Come to us here!

The miracle fair is coming

He invites everyone to visit him!

Kristina

Abundance of all fruits

Delicious, tasty products.

All that the soul desires

The fair offers you!

Dasha J.

Here you will not be bored,

They play and sing here!

If they start dancing -

You just can't take your eyes off!

Dance

Dima P.

Dear teachers,

Let me ask you:

What's at the bazaar fair

Would you like to buy?

Maybe the tutorial is new

Or a magazine cover?

Or joy, song, joke? ..

Exactly! I got to the point!

Christina H.

Three girls without embellishment

They will tell you. We continue

Presentation for you!

Music. The buffoons leave, three girls appear, sit on a bench, conduct a conversation.

Nastya K

Something became very boring.

Come on, Thekla, we'll ask Martha -

Is the bazaar dear now,

How much is the goods now?

Masha Sh.

I did not look at the product -

I looked at Fedor:

He is on his "Boomer"

I almost drove me crazy!

Olga G.

Black Boomer is awesome!

Getting married is so wonderful!

Masha Sh.

Fedor is a great businessman,

In the know about all currency matters!

Fyodor and I are a wonderful couple!

Olga G.

You, Mash, don't have a fever ?!

By the way, I heard they are chatting -

He's buying a cow!

Nastya K

I'm tired of listening to you

I really want to eat!

They are carrying something delicious!

Oh, they are selling watermelons!

Lezginka music. A cheerful Georgian comes out with watermelons - balloons, at first he plays nice with the girls, then - with the teachers.

Georgian.

I sell watermelons

I take it very cheaply!

(To the 1st girl.)

Hey beauty listen:

Come eat the watermelon!

(To the 2nd maid.)

If you want, my dear,

I'm eating a watermelon with you!

(To the third girl.)

Sugar, honey and beauty!

Watermelon is the best food!

Looks at the teachers, goes to them.

Oh, handsome teacher!

I could not teach children!

It's dangerous to be a teacher

But you look great!

Smile is just joy!

I want to give you sweetness!

I give you watermelons!

Free, I give away!

Throws watermelon balls into the hall, waves to the teachers. The music is cut off by a phone call, the Georgian takes out his phone.

Georgian.

Fedor decided to call me.

He wants to buy something!

(Talking on the phone.)

Fedya, I'm listening to you.

How is Boomer? How are your relatives?

Have you decided to buy a cow ?!

Just that she was new ?!

Take a thousand with you

I'll find a cow!

Soundtrack of the song "Thirty three cows". The Georgian leaves. On one side, three girls-singers come out, on the other - an old man with a cow (two boys under a cape). The cow, dancing, approaches the audience to the singing of the girls.

Girls (singing).

We are educators today

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!

You are talented, beautiful,

You are glamorous!

We appreciate your lessons

And we hasten to prove to you

What do we know as a cow,

This cute cow

This glorious cow

You can sell it wisely!

Chorus:

And our cow (3 times)

Simply the best!

And her figure and her gait -

Everything is wildly successful!

The chorus leaves. The old man with the cow remain.

The phonogram of Seryoga's song "Black Boomer" is played. Fedor rides up to the old man on a bicycle (the hero must have bright clothes, looks). The old man and the businessman are in dialogue.

Oleg L

I was in school for almost five!

I own the laws of the market at all!

And if you need to sell something,

Come to me, as I am a businessman!

Alexey Ts.

And here I am a former businessman

Now I live on retirement.

But your mind, attention, memory

I don't get tired of training!

The heroes shake hands.

Alexey Ts (solemnly).

Let's fight in an intellectual duel!

Wait, Burenka, in the middle!

Oleg L

Daddy, do you want to sell the cow?

Alexey Ts

And what for her can I take from you ?!

Oleg L

I will appreciate your cow

And I'll pay a thousand rubles for it!

Alexey Ts

What are you, dear, completely stunned ?!

And there is a limit to your madness ?!

Have you heard about the crisis? Did you go to school ?!

You taught math there, dear ?!

(Pulls out a math textbook, shows Fedya and the audience.)

What a thousand rubles ?! These are just zeros!

Please look at things soberly!

Oleg L

What is there to look at ?! Look, the sides have fallen in!

Hooves in sneakers, crooked leg ...

Alexey Ts

Did you go to school? Did you learn Russian there ?!

Have you read poems? Have you learned poetry?

(He pulls out one by one textbooks on Russian, literature and a collection of poems. He speaks dreamily, soulfully.)

Look this cow in the eye!

The eyes are the mirror of our soul ...

I remember how at school they gave an assignment -

Look not at the form, but at the content! ..

I'll sell a cattle only for the euro,

I won't give Burenushka for a ruble!

Oleg L (confused).

Tell me, what is the milk yield of a cow?

Alexey Ts

We are wasting time with you.

I'll tell you a secret tete-a-tete,

What a time of money! Do you understand or not?

Did you learn a foreign language at school?

Is your hearing accustomed to foreign words?

I have memorized the "magister willow" forever -

That a person should always learn!

Oleg L

You confused me specifically, old man!

My ear is not used to foreign words!

Why do I need French? Why English ?!

After all, I'm just a simple businessman!

I pay you euros - I was not!

OLD MAN (takes money, speaks with contentment).

Learning is light! Ignorance is darkness!

Soundtrack of the song "Black Boomer". Fedya hooks a cow on a bicycle, drives off, the old man counts the money.

Alexey Ts (solemnly).

This is what the power of the word means! Once - and the cow is sold!

(He approaches the teachers, bows, speaks with gratitude.)

And I studied the art of persuasion at school!

Thank you, dear, lovely teachers!

The girls sing to the tune of the song "Thirty-three cows".

At the end of our tale

We say thank you

And wonderful teachers

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

We wish you all happiness

Peace, joy, goodness!

We tell you - goodbye,

Very soon goodbye!

We must go for the lessons!

Chorus:

And learning is better (3 times)

We call everyone!

Knowledge is joy!

Knowledge is power!

Knowledge is a wild success!

All the participants in the tale leave. The presenters come out, continue the program.

1st Lead.

We will end our presentation with a merry song!

2nd Leader.

We wish everyone peace, happiness, light, inspiration!

In a certain kingdom, in a school state, this story happened. Not short and not long, but the most, that neither is, fantastic. The school was preparing to while away its last hours before the holiday - Teacher's Day. Soon, classroom life will burst into the classroom. On the steps of the wide front staircase, the feet of future engineers, pilots, professors, and poets trample. Respected teachers will come to school in a gradual step. In the meantime, the school is dark and quiet ...

- How do you feel, Globus?

- Thank you, Computer! And you?

- Perfectly. I stand ready to go in the closet.

“Who’s talking about what, and I’m talking about mine,” the old cool magazine rustled to New. - Here you, my young deputy, are optimistic. Your sheets are covered only a little bit, but I'm old, last year. I am crammed with good and, unfortunately, not very good grades.

- Again, dissatisfied, last year? - the school Bulletin, lying next to it, rustled. If we talk about bad marks all the time, then the mood will deteriorate before tomorrow's holiday.

- What are you talking about bad? The Chalkboard creaked derisively. This year the guys came in good, I work properly.

- What kind of work are you talking about, Chalkboard? - muttered the Old magazine. - What is written on your surface with chalk can be easily erased with a sponge!

“I,” said the Chalkboard, “is the cornerstone of all work! Nobody and nothing can compare with me in versatility. On my surface, you can paint anything with a stroke of chalk.

- Allow me a couple of words about the Teachers!

- Who's talking?

- We say, methodological collections "Physics at school" and "Russian language. To help the teacher. "

- Greetings to the learned comrades!

- The most important thing in the educational process is not a Chalkboard or a Globe, not a school magazine or a Bulletin. The main one is the Teacher! It is the Teacher who leads the student to the land of Knowledge. He gives all his strength, skills, experience to the younger generation. And you and I, dear Globus, Cool Journal, Computer, Blackboard only help him in this process ...

It was brightening outside the window. The first ray of sunlight crept into the room and slid across the globe's bulging forehead.

- Let's wrap up, friends. The new academic year continues, there are mistakes in it, there are also achievements. With the help of teachers, children will rise to new heights in the Land of Knowledge ...

It's good that today is a holiday. The corridor sparkles with cleanliness. The school attendant, jingling a bunch of keys, grins approvingly. Now he will turn on the lights in the classrooms, and students will rush in with festive bouquets.

Happy Holidays! Teacher's Day!

How to organize a professional one to make it fun and interesting? Surely, various table entertainments will come in handy and, despite the fact that the Teacher's work is very difficult, as a rule, even while resting, they cannot forget about him. We offer a new table-top fairy tale for Teacher's Day, which will add variety and entertain the heroes of the occasion.

Participants receive cards with remarks and pronounce them as artistically as possible - every time the name of "their" character sounds in the text.

Characters and their lines:

School"We will learn everyone";

Teacher“I cannot do otherwise!”;

Magazine“I have all my moves written down!”;

Books(2 people) "Fount of knowledge";

Board"I will endure everything";

A computer"Nowhere without me",

Unified State Exam "And for whom is it easy?" ;

Students(2 people) "Why are we, we are not"

The text of the drinking tale.

Early in the morning at School ... silence. Pupils ... they eat breakfast at home, brush their hair, wash, collect their bags, in general, prepare for the School ... The teacher ... is already at the workplace. He is cheerful, full of strength, inspired, ready to sow reasonable, kind, eternal in the heads and souls of his Disciples ... Teacher ... like no one else knows the value of Books ... He knows each of them, not one sleepless night Teacher .. Dedicated to reading. A special place is occupied by the class magazine ... This document is similar in value and significance to a passport, and therefore, the class magazine ... is the holy of holies of any School ... The teacher ... works with the Blackboard ... On the Blackboard .. a topic, number, diagrams, tables appear. In the process of preparing the lesson, a Computer is involved ... All efforts are directed to ensure that the Students ... have mastered the educational material and passed the exam ... The blackboard ... is covered with chalk notes, presentations are uploaded to the school Computer ... There is a bunch of smart Books on the teacher's desk ... in anticipation of the lesson ... All the necessary entries have already been made in the Journal. The teacher ... understands that the Unified State Exam is not far off ...

And now the School ... is filled with the noise of the Pupils ... The Teacher ... is mobilized, he is ready to create, teach, surprise. Teachers .. do not frighten any OGE, GIA, FGOS, UUD, Unified State Exam ..., he loves his job, he loves his Pupils ...!. No reforms, innovations, innovations will be able to cut off oxygen to the great living organism called School ... And no matter what Pupils ... stood at the Blackboard ..., no matter what presentations and assignments were loaded into the Computer ... and no matter what Unified State Exam ... from above, the Teacher ... will show good results, that's why he and the Teacher ...

And, of course, on their professional holiday, all Teachers ... in all Schools ... countries will put aside Class Journals ... and Books ... for at least one evening, they will not approach the Computer ... and the School Board, they will finally forget about the Unified State Exam ... And they will only receive congratulations from the Pupils ..., their parents, relatives and colleagues! And let the Teachers, at least on this day ... live differently easily, cheerfully and carefree!