International Women's Day on March 8 is a holiday that has been very popular in our country since Soviet times. Perhaps this is due to the fact that this day, despite the initial political coloring, remained outside of politics, and maybe because this is the first spring holiday. One way or another, everyone loves March 8th.
And they start in advance: in the office, at the workplace, it is there that the first congratulations or toasts for women are heard, and sometimes the teams organize real corporate events dedicated to this event. We want to offer scenario ideas for March 8, this wonderful spring holiday, with a small remark, in the women's team.
Idea number 1. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Eight girls, one me .."
Perhaps some of you are familiar with the following situation: the spring holiday is gaining momentum, men with armfuls of flowers are running through the streets to congratulate their employees, and you arrange a holiday for yourself with a cheerful chirping flock, pleasing the only man who slightly adds male gallantry to your bachelorette party. Of course, our lovely women do not suffer much about this, and yet ...
The scenario presented to your attention on March 8 in the women's collective "Eight girls, one me" was created exclusively for such a situation. Actually, such a clear distribution of women and men is not at all necessary. According to this scenario, it is possible to hold a party in a more colorful company, but in this case there is only one male representative.
Hints for the facilitator are italicized, or, as in this case, Leading.
It is assumed that there is one male, for example Peter Petrovich.
Leading: My dear colleagues, comrades-in-arms and girlfriends! It just so happened that on weekdays and on all our holidays, you and I carry a heavy burden both for ourselves and for that guy. If it were not for the respected and beloved Petr Petrovich by all of us, one would feel like absolute Amazons. Of course, women's society is pleasant and even useful: our communication enriches us not only with professional knowledge, but also with practical advice on household tasks, or raising children ... and men, who, in essence, are also our children.
But, to be honest, the women's company sometimes gradually spoils our family relations, or even leads to a dead end. And we begin to cry to each other in the waistcoat, and complain, what are "all the men are good ...!" I didn’t say this is the name of the show.
And today, as strange as it may seem, I would like to talk not about us women, but about those who are sometimes within these walls, oh, how it gets. Today is our holiday, and we have the right to choose any topic for conversation, and Petr Petrovich will forgive us in honor of such a day ?!
So, the first competition with which we will open our festive evening:
The first competition "The Man of My Dreams"
Leading: Dear ladies, in our first competition you are invited to paint a portrait of the man of your dreams. You will not need paints, the portrait will be verbal, but there will be additional conditions.
The story should describe:
external features,
inner world
and ... the stomach. Sorry, taste preferences.
Competition is held: the members take turns talking about their ideal men. The wittiest wins.
Leading: You see, my dears, we ourselves do not know what we want. Either our demands are too high, or the logic is really female. And how can a man deal with all this, let alone match?
But since we are so smart, let's prove that our claims to the ideal are well founded, and that being an ideal man is not at all difficult. Moreover, it is very useful not only for us personally, but also for himself. After all, you and I know what is good and what is bad, men, with their straightforward thinking, cannot always see a bright goal behind the next turn of a winding path. intermediate competition.
Contest "Beautiful Galatea" or "Body Swap"
Leading: Now we will have a Pygmalion competition - you, my dear beauties, receive the honorary, but temporary title of a man, knight, gentleman, macho, etc.
The presenter can distribute the details of the men's toilet to the participants. The easiest way is to equip everyone with ties.
Our, or rather your hero, is a creative personality. And like any creative person, she, that is, he, and to be more precise, then each of you has his own dream, ideal. And now you are blind. The competition for the title of the best Pygmalion is open. Unfortunately, we have only one model. Therefore, everyone will be entitled to one single blow on this piece of marble. Remember, as Michelangelo said: "I take a piece of marble and cut off all that is unnecessary." We will have everything exactly the opposite. For women, unlike sculptors, need a lot of unnecessary things.
Well, now our Beautiful Lady is ready, now you, my dear knights, will have to win her heart. At the end of our evening, Galatea will definitely name the best one.
Competition is being held
After Galatea is ready, contests begin, which are evaluated by the newly-minted "woman" - Galatea (more precisely, our respected, transformed Petr Petrovich, if anyone has forgotten). And women who play the role of men become the main subjects.
Quiz Woman from "A" to "Z"
Leading: And we will start with "trifles", important and not very important for any woman. Whoever gives the most correct answers in the quiz will receive a prize.
(The presenter asks a question, each time giving a token to the participant who was the first to give the correct answer, the winner is the one who has the most tokens in the final of the quiz)
A - a disembodied creature with wings or a very kind woman (Angel).
B is a girl's best friend, this is .. (Diamonds).
B - an elegant piece of fabric that can turn a woman into a beautiful stranger (Veil).
G - fur worthy to adorn the shoulders of a luxurious woman (Ermine).
D - head decoration of any princess (Diadem).
E is the name of the first woman (Eve).
Yo is a ballet in which no decent woman dares to appear (Yoperny).
F - weakness that the strongest men cannot resist (Femininity).
Z - an animal with which a woman who annoyed something is compared (Snake).
And - the style chosen by the woman (Image).
Y is a medicine that is in the home medicine cabinet of any woman (Iodine).
K - it makes a woman's gait attractive and irresistible (Heel).
L - how can a woman cure even without medication? (Caressing).
M is the main purpose of a woman (Motherhood, mom).
H - it protects delicate female fingers while sewing (Thimble).
Oh - it is his woman who creates, preserves and protects (Family hearth).
P - the best ballerina of the theater (Prima).
R - a relationship that a woman in love enters into (Novel).
C is one of the brightest and most desirable events in the life of every girl. (Wedding).
U - what does a woman provide for her man? (Cosiness).
F - food great for love games (Fruits).
X - what is the name of the frozen meat broth dish? (Aspic).
C - women are ready to receive both on holidays and on weekdays (Flowers).
H - a spice that prevents infections and kisses (Garlic).
W - she warms, and, having received her as a gift, the female soul melts (Fur coat).
Ш - a traditional dish of Russian cuisine (Cabbage soup).
E - impressionable women do not know how to restrain ... (Emotions).
Yu is a very attractive purely feminine piece of clothing (Skirt).
I - as the 45-year-old birthday girl is jokingly called (Berry).
(The winner is awarded a prize)
After this competition, the participants, as it were, act on behalf of men. And you can consistently hold contests with them:
Poetry competition "Madrigal"
Competition "Romeo"
Then, according to the results of the competition, “the newly-minted "Woman" - Galatea "(Petr Petrovich) will solemnly announce the winner and encourage all participants. And it will be especially good if at this moment he says a beautiful toast in honor of all the ladies present, already on behalf of a man.
Idea number 2. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Well, girls, for a little !?"
The second option for holding a holiday in a female company, perhaps - "purely female", in which the heroes of the occasion, on the contrary, will be happy to talk about their favorite topics: fashion, beauty, men and, most importantly, beautiful and unique about themselves. And if, at the same time, there is a small number of men, then let them participate with pleasure or ... do not interfere.
- If there are men at the party, then the presenter can start the party like this:
Leading: Good evening dear men (if they are on a holiday), despite the fact that each of you is of special value, each exclusive is worth its weight in gold, today's holiday is dedicated not to you, but to the beautiful and dangerous, weak and persistent, beautiful and lovely, mysterious and unpredictable ... women! Therefore, the topic of our conversations and contests will be fashion, beauty, and our relationship with men.
- If there are no men, then so:
Leading: Good evening, dear ladies! It so happened that we are celebrating this wonderful holiday with you in a wonderful company, and therefore I propose to spend it the way we want, to chat on our favorite topics and have fun from the bottom of our hearts!
( First toast: I congratulate you on the onset of spring and the first spring holiday! Love to you, joy, vivid impressions and unfading youth!)
Game "Appeal to men"
Leading: Dear friends, let's confess, no matter how hard we try not to talk about it, but still, it's a little annoying to celebrate the holiday without men ?! I propose right here and right now to write a message to the male half of humanity, so that the Universe would hear us and send its representatives to our collective. So, let's start with the adjectives, which adjectives do you remember first when you mention the word "man"?
(The ladies name the adjectives, the presenter, one after the other, writes them in the missing places of the previously prepared template, then solemnly reads out what happened. It sounds pretty funny, because, as a rule, they are called either very flattering, or vice versa)
Sample request template
"……… .our men, ………. Friends, …… .. colleagues and …… ..defenders. Today on this ……. Day and ………. Holiday, we want to declare that we really need you! And we want you to be there every ... ... day and ... ... night, surrounding us with your ... ... care, ... ... attention and ... ... ... love, give us ... ... flowers, ... ... compliments and ... … ..Presents. Know that only your …… looks and …… hugs make us truly happy. …… .men, we love you!
Your ... ... friends "
(Second toast)
Comic musical game "Between us girls"
Quiz "Fabulous dandies"
Role-playing tale "Let's take a little bit"
Musical game "My light, tell the mirror"
Idea number 3. Theme Party Scenario
The third option for holding a spring holiday in a women's team may be the idea of a thematic party. In order not to feel discomfort that there are no male colleagues next to you on such a holiday, it is best to arrange a holiday that has nothing to do with a purely female theme and enjoy the immersion in another era or reality. Choose a theme: fairy tale, cinema, 19th century, hats, coffee, etc. and spend an entire evening in the style of the chosen plot - it will be fascinating, informative, and original.
It sounds "Oh, what a woman."
These are the thoughts that visit the bright minds of men when they look at the ladies who have gathered in this hall today!
We admire a woman, because they bring beauty and new life into the world, they are with us from childhood in the form of a mother to old age in the form of companions, their eyes are full of tenderness, and souls of kindness, they are sung by poets, songs are composed about them, the pensive look in the paintings is mesmerizing. Queen Woman !!! The whole world is conquered by the WOMAN !!!
And the whole evening today from the beginning to the very end will be dedicated to WOMEN !!!
Dear friends, we are glad to welcome you to this hall, which today looks like a blooming meadow overflowing with wonderful flowers. It is you, our lovely ladies, who have filled this hall with the light of your beauty today!
Let me introduce myself …… ..
Here and again this amazing holiday comes, when the sun shines brighter, and there are more smiles and louder drops. On this day, men feel like knights and ardent poets.
Today there is a rush at flower shops, all flora is feverishly bought up. Straining their memory, they remember what kind of flowers you like, what kind of perfume you prefer to use. After all, exactly one year has passed since the last holiday, when they, the so-called strong half, were in a hurry to congratulate you and express their admiration to you! But! It's no secret that the women's team is quite complicated, and it is not at all easy to manage all these talkers, coquettes, and charms. However, there is a man in this room who copes with this role perfectly!
Your boss is just super!
There is a man's become in him.
Okay, there was a reason
Tell him about this.
It's not easy being your boss,
He pulls a cart, of which there are not many.
He would use milk for harm,
But he is not harmful, thank God
Director __________________________.
TOAST 1.
I introduced myself to you, and I want to hear your names.
Let's all shout their names out loud now…. Thanks! I didn’t hear a single name, but I saw your smiles, and I heard your laugh. Everything is in order with our mood and it means that we can safely continue.
Although men spend a lot of time at work next to women, they do not know all the secrets. I will take the liberty of telling you about women's secrets.
Women love fashionably dressed
Clean-shaven, skillful household,
Affectionate, modest, talented, courageous.
They love, especially dearly, non-drinkers.
They love folk artists and just ...
Basketball players are enormous.
They love the cheerful, resourceful, noisy.
And sometimes ... you won't believe ... smart ones!
I am sure that all these qualities are fully endowed
Chief Engineer _______________________.
TOAST 2.
Eastern wisdom says:
“If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it on a touchstone;
if you want to know the strength of a horse, load it;
if you want to know the mind of a man - listen to his speeches;
do you want to comprehend the heart of a woman -
you will never comprehend! "
And we will gladly listen to the speeches of the Occupational Safety Engineer ___________________________.
TOAST 3.
Dear men, even if you are not so numerous, your voices are clearly audible. So let's show our lovely ladies how much you want to congratulate them on the holiday.
Congratulations to lovely women!
We wish you happiness!
In life, good luck to you, luck! -
Happy March 8!
We wish you a holiday in your soul!
Jaguar in the garage!
And in bed - a leopard!
From the right
Hello March 8!
At work, to be appreciated!
Worn at home
Only trump cards!
Happy March 8!
So that health-hoo!
So that in life, comme il faut
So that you are always full of excitement!
Happy March 8!
And summing up these wonderful wishes, another man will say congratulations to you __________________.
TOAST 4
Men, of course, will not dare to doubt the presence of bright thoughts in the heads of women, but sometimes there are lost thoughts in these very heads.
Such as:
● If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
● So what if the wind is in your head ?! But thoughts are always fresh ...
● I will live - see, live - find out, survive - kill
● I do not blame you, but simply say ... that you are to blame for everything.
● What you do not understand you can understand as you like.
● I have an unassuming taste - the very best is enough for me!
● If you want me to be an angel - organize paradise for me!
● If you don't like me, then you have no taste.
● I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts ... but I'm faster!
But we hope that today the thoughts in the heads of our lovely ladies will be confused by the compliments that ___________________________ will now utter.
TOAST 5.
And on this March day
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
And reach any heights
In all matters, I wish you!
Let your eyes shine
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I will meet with a goldfish!
And since I wished you a meeting with a goldfish, I will hasten to fulfill this wish.
Fairy tale goldfish
Characters:
Sea- Don't worry!
Seine- I work here alone.
Fisherman- The first guy in the village.
Small fish- I will fulfill any three wishes!
Young woman- All women are like women, and I am a Goddess!
Trough- Indesite is resting.
Grass- And I dream about grass, grass near the house!
Apartment- Come in, do not be afraid, come out, do not cry.
(The presenter reads the text of the tale, the “actors” play out the action and each answer his own phrase)
There was a fisherman by the very blue sea. The fisherman was full of energy, young and dreamed of catching a goldfish. So he threw the net into the sea. Sees, the sea was playing a little. A seine came with one sea grass. On another occasion, a fisherman cast a net.
He sees the blue sea is restless.
The seine came again with one sea grass.
For the third time Rybak cast the net. The blue sea was raging. The net came with one fish.
With a difficult fish, but a magic one.
The fish breathed in oxygen and turned into a girl.
U saw the beauty of such a fisherman, fell in love and offered the girl his hand and heart.
The Girl agreed to marry the fisherman.
First of all, the young troughs were set up for themselves.
The trough washed the fisherman and his wife. Then they bought an apartment. The apartment of the spouses warmed up and pleased with its comfort.
And the spouses lived and lived and made good.
This is the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened can go for a smoke break.
SMOKE.
Since we have not been able to get to know each other better yet, and horror, how I want to know more interesting things about you, I offer you a dating template. As soon as you hear your number, you should energetically raise your hand up, agreeing with what was said.
Today number_ 1___ will sing most of all.
Number _2_ will be dancing more of all
Today, number 3 will shine and star most of all.
Everyone will shout louder: March 8, issue 4
But everyone will shout more often and louder “More pour! " number 5
Today 6 and 7 will join hands and will sing, singing "and we are penguins, but we are not cold, but we also live in the north."
eight…. All evening she will pester at 9 with the words "why are you girls, you love beautiful ones."
And 10 will be the whole evening exclaiming "where am I?"
Today 11 ... will be inviting colleagues to rest in Haiti all evening.
And 12 ... will pursue men with the words: Look into my eyes!
... After the party, it will take 13 on your own for your own two ...
Singing: I'm drunk, I won't get home, 14 will leave by car ...
And 15 ... and 16 ... will hardly take away 17 ... which will shout: All the women ...
In an hour 18 he will say that she (he) is the coolest,
In 1.5 hours 19 ... he will say that he is Mega Star,
And after 2 hours 20 ... he won't say anything.
Tomorrow, 21 invites you to improve your health ...
And with the words "Does the cow give a lot of milk?" -tomorrow will wake up in someone else's bed 22
For the prosperity of all guests all evening with the words: And I wish you happiness, - he drinks 23 ...
24 will allow 25 not to come to work tomorrow,
And 26 will come to work with a can of brine and will treat everyone.
27 will dance on the table, and 28 will sit quietly ... under the table and hum in "a million-million-million scarlet roses"
29 will be all evening fascinated looking at a bottle of vodka and saying "why am I so in love with you"
Well, in conclusion of our acquaintance, I cannot but say about 30 and the next, who will now stand up and say loudly:
Enough, people to argue, it is necessary, people, to pour!
And we will pour, but we cannot drink without toast, the word ___________________________.
TOAST 6
CONDITIONED REFLEX TEST:
Before continuing our evening, I want to make sure that all the reflexes of your body are still in order, therefore:
I ask everyone to raise their right hand
Higher, higher! Fingers are wider, like a fan!
Now, without lowering the right one, raise the left one! And do the same.
Well done! That is how much you have the right to drink tonight for the health of our hero of the day
And now the hero of the day greets the guests with a simple hand gesture (waves)
Then - only with the little finger - the guests repeat, and now only with the big one, and now with the big and little finger….
Here it is a SYMBOL OF REAL FUN, in Ukraine this gesture is called Pour-KA and it calls for filling glasses with the best drinks and giving the right to say a toast ___________________________.
TOAST 7.
Drink, walk, if only I had enough! (health)
Allow me to get drunk today. (talent)
Let us fade in comparison with feminine charm. (flowers)
We wish everyone that we will come true. (dreams)
I'll kill myself for luck. (dishes)
You are still drinking, but have you thought of me? (liver)
If you get drunk, then there is nothing to blame me. (mirror)
I congratulate you. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning. (hangover)
Don't drink without me! (toast)
___________________________.
TOAST 8
In front of the children, I ASK TO APPLY
-only the beautiful half of humanity
-only the stronger sex
- those who love lard more than chocolate
-the one who respects beer
- those who want to live beautifully
- those who are never late for work
- those who are pleased to be in this hall today. (flurry of applause)
During the break while the children are changing clothes about applause
Leading- And so advice number 1
If your colleagues,
Gave a big prize
And they completely forgot about you,
And they did not give any,
Instead of paint
Pour into the printer
Strawberry jam
And about you at the institution
They will never forget.
Leading- Tip # 2
If the director in the evening,
I erased all the games from your computer,
And in the morning you are out of grief,
Pulling hair from the head-
Then go and erase
All contracts, reports,
That he would have another six months,
Didn't think about you at all
Leading- Tip # 3
If your friend is cute
I asked you out on a date
And the boss a little earlier,
Doesn't want to let you go-
You fold your jacket to him,
Your most beautiful bra
Let him prove to his wife later
These things are not his!
Leading- Tip # 4
If everything is in the office at once,
Got sick with a terrible flu
And the work immediately got up,
And the customers are calling!
You, with any piece of paper,
Approach the patient to them,
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!
Leading- Tip # 5
If at the workplace,
Everything is littered with paper
And find you what they ask for,
No hope whatsoever
Get it all down quickly
Trample on top with your feet,
And leave such a job
Where there is no one to clean up the table.
Leading- Tip # 6
If your leadership,
It transparently hints to you,
That the customer will be coming soon,
And the order is still worth it -
You with a serious expression,
Play solitaire all day
And then tell him
What have you worked for all.
Leading- Tip # 7
If your best employee is
He asks you to raise your salary,
And threatens to quit
If you do not agree!
Then pour him for lunch,
There are more pepper in tea and soup,
Because the pepper is very
Reduces appetite.
Leading- Tip # 8
If it's a New Year's holiday,
You were forbidden to accompany you,
And for a festive banquet,
The director said no money!
Gathering together on the weekend
You will come to visit him,
Promise the team
Look into the new year.
And then you very quickly,
They will get the required amount,
What would just not see
You at the festive table
Immediately after the children, the sultan arrived and brought his most beautiful wife with the oriental dance "Sultan".
Lovely girls! Just look how excited your men are today! And believe me, I understand their excitement! Let's talk a little about the "strong half" of humanity. Today they want to impress you so much that even talking about work has faded into the background! Look, not a single man rang a cell phone, and whoever had such a confusion, he, embarrassed and not noticeable for everyone, pressed the end button. All attention to you, dear ladies. But let's remember your recent investment in today's holiday. What have we recently celebrated? Right! Defender of the Fatherland Day! Or as it was customary to say in the good old days - the Day of the Soviet Army. It just so happened that when more than three men gather, it always comes to the army, service, memories of military affairs. Dear men, raise your hand, for whom is a defender, the army, the military, not just empty words!
So my friends, I see who will share their memories with us. For which of you the sounds of the marching trumpet are not empty words! And let our lovely ladies not be jealous, but! TOAST FOR MEN
Our dear women! Today we spent a truly magical evening with you. We, men, tried with all our might to show you how much we love you, how we care about you, how roads you are to us, our dear, charming, unique ones. We promise you that we will be the same gallant and attentive not only on the 8th day of matra, but also always, every day, at home, in the office, especially on the roads! We swear that we will stop worrying about the blondes behind the wheel, we will always give you the way at regulated intersections, make compliments every day, and of course we will transfer some of your everyday worries onto our men's shoulders!
Happy Holidays, dear women!
We wish you happiness!
Our women earners
Bring me
-napkin
-Comb
Toothpick
tie (belt)
boot
We spend a lot of time at work, and we need to know everything about each other. However, not everything is so simple, because everyone can hide their essence. It is precisely about the real essence that we now learn. Those of you who have received papers with assignments, I ask you to go out to the middle of the hall so that everyone can hear everything well.
(2 animal leaves and characteristics)
Who is the most eloquent in the team? We invite
Toast, says the participant, I raise a piece of paper with the word, he must use it (refrigerator, RAM, carburetor, referee, felt boots, battery)
RELAY RACE
Squeeze a box of matches with your knees and carry and throw into a vase (flying gait ....),
rubber bands (dress from bottom to top)
from the start, throws the sheet forward. No. 2 - runs up to the place of the fall, picks up the sheet and throws the uncrumpled sheet forward with his hand.
Everyone knows that the most courageous women are Slavs. I invite the most courageous to come out.
Now we will once again prove to men that courage is not an empty phrase. The administration of the café of the hut has forbidden to set fire to, but I did not find horses (they died from work)... Therefore, we will show men the feat that every woman has definitely performed at least once. BIG WASHING
For a big wash: we rotate the booty erotically (Do not forget that men are looking at you,) foot stamping (what would be fun), wink with an eye (while you can flirt)
Striptease with elastic bands. invite girls: What are the most erotic places for girls? We dress them there with rubber bands, a massive striptease.
I invite the girls to the cuts and see who goes to work in the morning.
- What time does the working day start
- what time it ends
- what time does lunch start
- what time lunch ends
- who comes earlier
- who comes on time
- who is late
I invite those who answered, and watch them go to work in the morning
For pair dances: You work together, so you must understand each other half-word, or better without words at all. Men receive tasks and show their partner what she must do: A girl SHOULD ... .. (and the pantomime begins)
go to the supermarket and buy:
- buy champagne
- buy beef tongue
- chicken breast
- beef liver
- and 10 eggs !!!
Let's prepare the most festive salad "Olivie"
Little train girl, boy, girl, boy ... looking for the waist of a neighbor (comment - I asked for the waist, and not the neighbor's pocket to find, I see some pat on the pockets) and holding on to the waist, we move the neighbor to the level of an outstretched arm ... When I say
"SAUSAGE" we all lean forward,
"PEAS" - back,
"Ogurchik" - in a circle (side bends),
"POTATO" from a circle,
and when "MAYONEZE" is doing everything beautifully sexy rotation of the hips and off we go ...
Casting.
Are there real men in the hall? Come out. These are the men who should represent our country at Eurovision. Casting will take place now. Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym. Everyone knows that in addition to voice data, emotion and facial expressions are very important. We will decide with the voice, the technique will help, but we will work out the facial expressions. We put the elastic under the nose, you need to remove it around the neck without hands. We choose the winner with applause. The Eurovision Organizing Committee will contact you, look for sponsors.
"Femen"
(Russian beauty Mashenka, Freken Bok, the most beloved and most modest sex bomb, Little Red Riding Hood)
Perform for a dance with energetic grand batmen while jumping on half-fingers (as it says in the encyclopedia.) Well, the people know this dance as a simple kan-kan
Photoshoot, dance in costumes
"Funtik"
Guys, tell me please, what is the strength? Here is one hero of the film said (recording "What is the power, brother"), but what do you think? But I here unequivocally affirm that strength is in kindness, only it is more important and more expensive and I am not the only one who thinks so (Funtik and Belladonna come out)... Photoshoot, dance in costumes.
FAIRY TALE
Who arrived on what
The game "The Man of My Dreams" is scientifically proven that a woman at any age dreams of a handsome prince I have a magic crown with which we will find out who our queens dream about
1 real colonel - Pugacheva
America fight - Combination
Agent 007, - Shiny
And I love the military- Combination
Such as Putin - Singing together, etc.
May the winter glimmer not yet fade away,
But the air becomes shaky.
Happy women's spring holiday,
With the first spring smile!
While the toast is being seated ___________________________.
There are no men in your team, but do you need to somehow congratulate yourself, your loved ones on March 8? We will give you a lot of ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in the women's team on our own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in a purely female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, funny games and contests, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and remake songs. Our full script for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other contests for women's day at your discretion.
Scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men
By the way, a theme party can be a good idea to spend March 8 in a team. For example, in a retro style, or in the style of the 80s, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with the appropriate dress code.
What will come in handy for this fun scenario:
Competitions for the women's team on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her the presenter collects on the subject from women from the team. It can be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or cases from them, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose subject is and make a conclusion whether she knows her colleagues well.
2nd competition. Mistresses.
This competition is attended by at least 2 participants. But more is possible. They will need to perform comic tasks for speed and the ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile woman participant and hostess wins.
3rd competition. Dance.
They call two participants who can dance a waltz, and invite them to dance to the music. But the music starts to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4th competition. Fruit seduction.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber, or potatoes. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5th competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6th competition. Try to laugh.
Call one of those wishing to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, the host gives her giant leggings, which she must wear over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women of your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Largest breasts
5.) Biggest booty
6.) Thinest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of the participants on a ribbon, or round numbers are glued on their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, big breasts - beads, big priests - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.
Game: If ...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of the phrases, in the other box - the end of the phrases. The presenter gives each woman one piece of paper from each box. And then read them out in order. Hilarious questions with answers fit together.
Examples (beginning of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then ...
2. If I knew the President personally, then ...
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Examples: (end of phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest in the world.
2. I wouldn't work here anymore.
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Scene for March 8 for a women's corporate party on the motive: Three girls under the window
Three women take part in the scene - three girls. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Leading: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: I wish I could get drunk now
Leading: One girl says
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Scene for March 8 for a women's corporate party on the motive: I'm writing to you, what's more
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what more,
What else can we say.
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we will drink.
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Comic dressing up scene: declaration of love for women
A woman disguised as a man comes out. The costume is such that it was funny, the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just a fuck!
I won't let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the secular lionesses hunted for me,
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Chastooshkas for a corporate party on March 8
1.) We are sports babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, a hole - a hand can easily go through. (answer: pocket)
2.) Sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes thick, sometimes thin. Everywhere pokes, three letters called. (answer: nose)
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Song-alteration to the tune: "Let them run awkwardly ..." on March 8
Verse 1:
Let all the men run
Shops in the morning
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day - we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be whimsical, man, ready!
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In a friendly team, any holidays are an excellent reason to have fun with colleagues. March 8 is no exception. Men, as a rule, take care of the preparation of this event in order to surprise their ladies-colleagues. In this article, we will present you with better options for scenarios and ideas on how to organize and hold a corporate event on International Women's Day.
There are many places where you can spend a holiday for ladies on their day. However, it should be chosen based on how friendly and easy the relationship in the team is:
- If the atmosphere at work between employees is relaxed, everyone jokes at each other, finds common topics without problems, then you can not go far from the office and celebrate the holiday right at work. It is enough just to decorate the workplace of every woman, to organize a buffet table. To make the ladies interesting, offer them a dress code. Have them dress like they are about to attend an Academy Awards. For each employee, you can come up with a nomination - a quality that personally distinguishes her from other women at work.
- If you work in a large company, an international company that can afford to buy trips abroad for the whole team, then do not hesitate and organize a holiday for your women on the seashore. By the way, a beach party can also be done in an office or a country house, if you rent it in advance.
- Any woman likes to be photographed, so if you want your colleagues to get the most out of their day, rent a photo studio for them, in which not only the services of a photographer, but also a make-up artist, stylist, and hairdresser will be provided to them for free.
- You can act corny - order your ladies a restaurant with live music, beautiful flowers and a romantic atmosphere. If the team is young, then the ideal solution would be to rent a nightclub.
Listen to the wishes of your colleagues. Perhaps they will give you a hint of how they would like to celebrate Women's Day. It is very important here just not to leave the ladies unattended.
Cool script for a corporate party on March 8 in a team
Music about a woman is playing. You can pick up a song by a domestic artist that everyone knows, or a foreign one. To this music, the presenters appear on an impromptu stage (preferably men):
The text of the toast can be anything, but we suggest using the following poem:
After the toast, one of the hosts announces the solemn part of the event. Its essence is to award each employee with a medal and a nomination. If the relationship in the team is easy and simple, then the nominations can be comic. For example, "The longest legs in our company", "The sexiest lady in our company." If the relationship is serious, then the nominations should be appropriate, more laudatory. For example, "The most punctual employee", "The smartest".
The solemn part is followed by a congratulatory one. All bosses should speak, girls should be presented with flowers and gifts, if any, in this part of the event.
It is proposed to complete the game part with a disco, during which, if desired, you can also conduct various competitions.
Photos from corporate events on March 8
Chastooshkas for a corporate party on March 8
Fun contests
- Competition "Who owns this item?"
One of the women present is taken out of the premises where the event is taking place. At this time, the presenter collects different things that belong to different women. After that, the participant returns to the hall. She must guess which of those present, which thing belongs to.
- Competition "Are you a good hostess?"
From the audience you need to choose two girls who would like to compete with each other for speed. They may be offered the following relay races:
- Who will peel a few potatoes faster;
- Who will be able to dress the child to school faster;
- Who will be able to get ready for work faster;
- Who will quickly sew buttons, for example, to a dressing gown;
- Who will quickly collect the child's portfolio for school.
- Competition "Best Dancer"
Several girls who can dance the waltz well are invited to participate. They will need to dance it to different musical styles. Participants need not to get confused and show originality. It's always a lot of fun.
- Competition "What kind of fruit is this?"
2-3 girls are invited to participate. They are blindfolded. The task of the girls is to guess only by the aroma which fruits and berries are in front of them. Among the fruits, you need to hide cucumbers and potatoes. Girls always give funny answers as to how they smell from these vegetables.
- Contest "Guess your colleague by characteristics"
This competition can be conducted while sitting, but you should prepare for it in advance. The boss needs to write a short description for each employee, but do not indicate her name. The one in the audience who reads the testimonial must guess who it is about.
- Competition "Iron Endurance"
Only one woman is invited to participate. She must put on leggings and, in this form, scold every woman, calling her on the carpet, pretending to be a boss. At the same time, the task of all women is not to laugh, to try to defend themselves. It is ridiculous enough to reprimand subordinates in leggings, it is almost impossible to restrain laughter at the same time. For the competition to go well, you need to choose the most artistic woman from all those present.
Funny scenes
Scene based on the tale of Tsar Saltan
Scene-poem
Scene congratulations from men
It is assumed that one of the women should dress up as a "macho" man, and then pretentiously read out the following poem:
Games for corporate parties
At the very beginning of the event, while not everyone has time to get drunk, you can make riddles on the topic of women. Examples of such riddles are presented below, along with the answers:
During the event, you can have such short, but very funny and funny games in the pauses between toasts:
- "Dance with the Egg": Multiple pairs are selected. A man and a woman in a pair should have their backs to each other. They must squeeze a raw egg between their backs. Their task is to lower the egg to the floor so that it remains intact. At the same time, you cannot correct the egg with your hands. The couple that will cope with the task will win.
- Clothespins: Couples of men with women are participating. Men are blindfolded, and women attach clothespins from the back. With his eyes closed, a man only needs to hook the clothespins from the back to the woman's chest with his teeth.
- "Find a wife by the leg": You need to find a couple in the hall who is her in life - husband and wife, ideally. The husband was taken out of the hall, and 5 women, including a wife, and 2 men, sit on the chairs for a while. Everyone bares one leg, puts on a stocking. A man needs to find his wife with his eyes closed, feeling his legs.
- "Dress your beloved": 3 couples are invited. Warm winter mittens are worn for men, and button-down robes for women. Men have to fasten their wife's robe at speed in mittens. Whoever copes faster will win.
- Round dance game: Absolutely everyone participates. The first person says: "I love in my neighbor, for example, the ear, and I do not like the elbow." A similar phrase is said by all in turn. The host then tells everyone to kiss the neighbor's place that he likes and bite for the one he doesn't like. It turns out to be a funny pause, which perfectly lifts the mood.
Jokes about corporate events on March 8
Win-win lottery
Any corporate party should end with the presentation of prizes - memorable symbolic gifts with a humorous accent. We offer you to hold such a win-win lottery for the women of your workforce:
- If you know your coworker loves the thrill, give her hot peppers.
- The most gentle and gentle employee can be given a small teddy bear or any other soft toy.
- A dreamer girl can be given a decorative candle with some kind of pleasant aroma.
- A girl who carefully monitors the order at work can be awarded home-made soap as a prize.
- The most daring employee can be presented with a nail file with a hint that she loves to command and lament.
- A whiny and touchy employee can be presented with a set of napkins or, conversely, something that will make her smile.
In general, give free rein to your imagination and take a closer look at your colleagues, you will immediately understand what you can present to whom.
Scenario: a tale of March 8 at a corporate party
We offer to hold a corporate party in a fabulous form. It is necessary that several people learn the words, change into the heroes they will play. They will be the main characters of the whole holiday.
The culinary competition begins. It is necessary that all women divide into 2 teams and prepare different dishes from the same ingredients in the allotted time. Whoever copes with this task better will be the winner.
The heroes offer women to pull the rope using the same commands.
Women need to dance an erotic dance that men will appreciate. The team that copes with this task the best will be considered the winner.
Women's teams need to recruit participants from the audience and thread a 10 m ribbon through their clothes to make a kind of beads. Can be threaded through the leg, sleeves, underwear. The more original you can tie the beads, the higher the chances of winning.
All guests present in the hall pass the glass in a circle and everyone must add their own ingredient to it. The person who completes the circle must drink the resulting cocktail.
At the end of the event, you need to take a general photo for memory and announce the dance block.
Cocktail Party Ideas
If a corporate party is celebrated in a restaurant or in some nightclub, then the menu will be conditioned by what this institution can offer. It's another matter if the team celebrates a celebration at work. In this case, the process of preparing a buffet table must be approached very responsibly. What are the options:
- You can simply make dozens of varieties of canapes and arrange many glasses of spilled drinks, so that it is convenient to immediately grab a glass, have a snack and calmly rest, have fun
- You can, in addition to canapes, put on tables and sandwiches, hot snacks, as well as salads. Only all this should be immediately placed in small portioned tartlets so that a person does not have to stand over the dish for a long time, pouring it into his plate.
- You can just have a themed party and order sushi, noodles and other food in this style at the restaurant.
Buffet in the office
Sample menu:
- Sausage and cheese cuts;
- Cold cuts;
- Hepatic balls;
- Tartlets with mushrooms, cheese and chicken;
- Canapes with shrimp, tuna, cheese and fruit;
- Omelet, chicken and vegetable rolls;
- Dessert cakes and ice cream.
- Any alcoholic drinks.
Photo of the buffet
Menu for a corporate party buffet
The menu will depend on which cuisine you choose:
- If you have chosen French cuisine, then the menu should include the following dishes:
- Tartlets stuffed with cheese, egg and ham;
- Meat quiche with spinach;
- Shish kebab with cheese, grape berries and pineapple;
- Julienne;
- Eclairs.
- If you prefer Russian cuisine, then the following dishes should be on the table:
- Pancakes with mushroom and meat filling;
- Potato meatballs and pickled cucumber;
- Jellied;
- Pies;
- Sandwiches;
- Baked apples with honey and nut filling.
Buffet on outing, on a picnic
- Different types of kebabs with sauces;
- Fresh and grilled vegetables;
- Bruschettes in pure form and with spread;
- Hot salads in tartlets;
- Sliced cheese and sausage;
- Fruits and berries;
- Pies and muffins for dessert.
Be original and be sure to come up with your own scenarios and menus for March 8 in the work collective! Women should come home on holiday and feel refreshed in order to continue accepting gifts already in high spirits!
Video: "Corporate Party for March 8"
The video screen for each participant is shown a portrait of a celebrity changed in Photoshop. Among the celebrities, you can insert photos of their bosses. After the participants' answers, the portraits return to their original form.
He. You have successfully completed the first task. The second stage - "Transport inspection".
During the next competition, we will name parts from some mechanism. Try to guess what kind of car you are talking about.
He. Steering wheel, trunk, bell, pedals, frame ... (Bicycle.)
She. Keel, periscope, kingstones, propeller, porthole ... (Submarine.)
He. Steering wheel, carburetor, brake, shock absorbers, headlights ... (Car.)
She. Steering wheel, wings, fuselage, propeller, autopilot ... (Airplane.)
He. Tower, barrel, tracks, tanks, hatch ... (Tank.)
She. Body, axle, wheel, shaft, box ... (Cart.)
He. Now name the brand of the car by the emblem. Julia, have you drawn the emblems? Carry it!
She brings out the sheets with painted emblems. There should be two units more than the number of participants. Participants take one emblem at random and name the brand of the car.
She. So our participants have shot ...
He. Julia, have you forgotten that the "Almost Professional" competition takes place in three stages. The third stage - "Sharp eyes"... Bring the machine gun.
She. Or maybe we will end on this?
He. Julia, we are working on the script. Carry it!
She brings out a fake gun.
He. What is it? And where is Kalashnikov or TT? Or at least gas?
She (almost crying). The medical board did not give me permission to carry weapons ...
He. Julia, don't cry! So! Take this backstage and bring it ... well, I don't know what. Now we'll figure it out.
She takes out colored paper airplanes and distributes them to the participants.
He. Madam, due to circumstances beyond my control, we have small changes in the script. Now the task will be like this: to launch airplanes into the hall so as to hit the target. Julia, we forgot to designate a goal!
She. For women, the goal is one - men.
He. Understood! If the plane reaches the jury - and there are only men - get 5 points.
launching airplanes in turn.
Competitive gaming moment
He. Madam, thank you. You can go backstage. (The participants leave.) Julia, get ready, now we need to advertise the competition and continue ...
Mobile phone ringing is heard. He takes a phone out of his pocket.
He. Hello! (To her.) It's you!
She. If it's Vitya, Yura or Pasha - I'm not there. And if it's Zhora or Misha, then I'll take it!
He. This name). Asks when her exit.
She. Now!
Concert number.
He comes out from behind the curtains alone, looks into the opposite curtains.
He. Julia, stop sulking. Let's go to.
She (offended). And I won't think about it.
He (goes to Her). Julia! The audience is waiting.
She. I do not want. And I can't ...
He brings Her to the stage.
Where will I go so upset. Who needs a sad presenter on stage? The presenter should smile, but I want to cry ...
He. Did someone hurt you? (Picture.) Where is he, scoundrel?
She (pokes him in the chest). Here it is! Here it is!
He. I AM?!
She (with boundless surprise). Don't you even understand? You men are so thick-skinned. For all the time that we are on the stage, you have never said a compliment to me.
He. I'm sorry, I'm sorry dear!
She. Look at me carefully (spinning in front of Him) ... But don't you notice anything?
He. No, why?
She. Everyone says that I have become a written beauty.
He. It is what it is. Only you were not told the main thing, Yulechka, you are not only a beauty, you are also smart!
She (thoughtfully, under her breath). Only they say there is something else to do ... with the face.
He. Well, if only a little.
She. Yes a little bit. Then all. Imagine, Andrei, I'm walking down the street, and the men are all with open mouths. Those that meet halfway stumble. Those behind are already lying. Here it is - beauty.
He. Yes ... a terrible force. Julia, Julia, don't be distracted. By the way, our next competition is called “Both clever and beautiful”.
Beating.
Maybe, Julia, will you invite the participants to the stage? She walks towards the wings.
He (To catch up with her). Into the microphone! (To the audience.) In my opinion, I got excited with the “clever girl”.
She (comes back). A woman's mind is to hide it. Our dear members, we ask you to take the stage
Exit of the participants.
He. Competition "Both clever and beautiful" will take place in two stages. The first ethane is "Clever".
Each participant is given a marker and a sheet of whatman paper is issued.
He. I ask the participants to remember and write words in the letter A. The first word consists of two letters, the second of three, the third of four, and so on. Each subsequent word contains one letter more than the previous one. One minute is allotted to complete the task.
She. For each word the jury gives 1 point.
On the sheets, the participants write words in a column from top to bottom. But at the end of the competition, the presenters read out the words written by the participants.
She. We continue the competition. The second stage - "Beauty"
Men, do not be afraid of beautiful women! From a physical point of view, we represent a torso, on which a head is worn, two arms are attached to the sides, and two legs are attached from the bottom. But since our brain is enriched with extra stubs ... depleted ... by tanning ...
He. Julia, don't be smart anymore!
She (playfully). Well, coquetry! Therefore, we take care of the shell. Hence the outfits, lipstick on the lips and flicking eyelashes ... You have to be in shape! (To the participants) Really, girls?
He. By the way, the jury evaluates the "form" by a five-point system. She. Girls, let's start!
The presenter names the action, the participants portray. In the final, all actions are performed at the same time.
She. So that the waist is thin - in the morning we twist the hula hoop (circular movements with the hips).
So as not to be ashamed to go out to people - we sew our own outfits (with our right hand, as if we were turning the handle of a sewing machine). Sewn it? We put it on.
We do our own styling - we combed our hair, corrected our hairstyle (we correct our hair with our left hand, comb it with an imaginary comb).
We ran to the shops, bought ourselves some chic shoes, moreover, with stiletto heels - and already running in them ... (running on the spot).
Do not forget to look around - head left and right and shooting with your eyes.
He. How much effort is spent on maintaining beauty - our women are spinning like a squirrel in a wheel.
And now all at once together - hula hoop, spin the car, fix the haircut, on the high heels in shops and on the sides ... on the sides - there are so many men around!
Participants perform all movements at the same time.
He. Yes ... If a man is made in the image and likeness of God, then a woman is incomparable! Really, Julia?
She is silent.
He. Julia!
She doesn't respond.
He. Popular sign: if a woman suddenly fell silent, it means that she wants to say something. While Yulia is thinking, the participants can go backstage.
The participants leave. He goes to Her.
Julia, if a thought does not come to mind, then it does not come anywhere at all. How long can you be silent?
She. Don't bother me, Andrei, I think.
He. Found the time and place! About what?
She. I think what to give mom on March 8th. Maybe you have any advice?
He. No-oo-oo! Maybe the audience will give you some advice? In-he is how many. Dear viewers, do you have any ideas for a gift for a woman on March 8?
Game moment with spectators.
He. Most often, flowers are a gift. But the male fantasy does not go beyond mimosas, roses and tulips. And here the women themselves come to the rescue.
She. I wonder how it is?
He. The choice of colors depends on the profession of the beloved.
She. Well, let's say your favorite dressmaker ...
He. You can give marigolds to a dressmaker.
She. And if a manicurist?
He. Marigold.
She. To the ophthalmologist?
He. Pansies.
She. The trainer?
He. Snapdragon.
She. To the hairdresser?
He. Cactus…
Julia, I have an idea! Try to write poetry to your mom.
She. I have already tried
He. So how? It turns out?
She. Half. It turns out to write, poetry - no.
He. Maybe then you will sing? Her favorite song ... What is your mom's favorite song?
She. The one that will now be performed for everyone ...
Concert number.
She (at the end of the number). She sings very well. I definitely won't be able to do it. What to give mom?
He. Maybe you will dance? A gypsy girl with an exit ... Or will you portray a scene? You know, a creative approach is needed here. She! We chatted with you! Attention! We announce the last competition - a creative one.
Beating.
She. The first to present his homework is ...
Creative competition.
He. The competition "Your Majesty the Woman!" Has ended. The jury retires to the meeting.
The jury leaves.
She (after). Dear jury! Gentlemen, can I help you or not hinder?
He. Julia, here you are much more needed. Moreover, while the jury is summing up the results, it is necessary to somehow entertain the audience. Do you have any thoughts on this?
She. You will not believe. There is! On the eve of the women's holiday, I propose to think together how and with what we can also congratulate women.
He. Songs! I feel the voice has returned to me.
She. So maybe then you will sing something sincere?
He. There is. (Sings to the tune "Oh, frost, frost ...") Oh, wife, wife, kiss me, kiss me - your horse ...
She. Andrey, I'm serious, and you're kidding.
He. And I'm serious. O! There is! I can carry out an old Russian rite - the continuation of the family ... Although it is not worth showing, the rite is already widespread.
She. So what do you do?
He. Call ...
Concert numbers.
You can hold an audience choice contest. Viewers vote for the participants. The presenters will count the votes and record the results.
The jury returns.
She. Dear contestants, we ask you to take the stage.
Participants exit, formation for rewarding.
She. Andrey, tell our participants something good!
He. Women are the same men, only better!
She. Is that all?
He. Any foolishness for your sake
Our ancestors did it easily.
Because of your lovely eyes
Madness is not uncommon even now.
You are women! And your glory
You obey yourself ...
Oh delightful right -
Capture and drive everyone crazy.
Now we will find out how much the contestants managed to captivate the jury. The floor is given to the chairman. We ask for the microphone.
Summarizing- rewarding of the participants.
He. We congratulate the winners!
She. No! We congratulate all the participants of the competition. We admire you! Good luck to you!
He. We congratulate the participants and all the women in the hall on the upcoming holiday!
Against the background of V. Meladze's song “I liked you”.
Dear women, we wish you that you always have many reasons to be proud of yourself ...
She. Even if someone doesn't appreciate you, even if it seems that the world around you is unfair. If you yourself sincerely believe that you have something to be proud of, this is already happiness!
He. And we say goodbye to you!
She. All the best!
Together. Until next time!
Music. A curtain.
Authors - M. Tyzova, Zh.Khmeleva. In preparing the script, materials from the programs of A. Zaitsev, A. Fomintsev, the magazines "How to entertain guests" and "Around laughter" were used.
