Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for the ladies' group.
"Women's day like women"
One of the employees acts as a presenter. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Leading: Dear Ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, however, and on all other days, after all, our close-knit female team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings, and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because a woman is best known and understood only by a woman.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As it is sung in the song: "A bachelorette party, a bachelorette party, a man is superfluous here!"
The snow will melt the prankster March,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate a women's holiday
As only we can!
A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and no less wonderful company.
Leading: And right now we will sing with you!
Song "Today is a holiday for girls" (to the tune of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is the girls' holiday
Today we are on fire!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strengths,
Standing to the side
They're teasing bouquets in their hands
Because today the girls
They want to "break away" in full!
We will sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Not to notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing to the side
We don't need them now
Because we are with you girls
On the threshold of a beautiful spring!
Leading:
Today the sun is shining happier
Anticipating the breath of spring
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today they must come true easily!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! Spring always breathes more freely, and the heart is more cheerful. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more attentively, you will notice that the arrival of spring portends many other life changes! There are many funny spring signs, for example ...
Spring signs
A couple of swallows are flying - this is to the matchmakers!
Snow melts quickly - go shopping!
Bubbles in puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring - to a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Leading: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is one more inalienable sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally in a day or two, there is simply no overcrowding in stores. This is because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman want? Anything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today just such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
I will have to stay a little in the role of Santa Claus, despite the fact that winter is already over ...
Please choose!
The presenter brings out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.
The presenter accompanies this process with commentary rhymes (the name of the employee is substituted in the rhyme in a similar form).
"Gifts for Beauty"
Curlers
You, Olya, - curlers!
Tighten curls
Come out of the house -
Well, man, wait!
Nailfile
Become a fan of glamor
Manicure-pedicure
Will be able Kate no fancy
With this nail file!
Cotton buds
And for Lenochki- surprise,
This is the most needed prize:
Not funny at all
Ear sticks!
Mirror
This is a mirror Irisha,
Keep close, close at hand
So that you are your beauty
I admired the day-day!
Salt for bath
Tanechka, let me hand over
Fragrant salt!
With her you will be a queen
The king will fall in love with you!
Handkerchief
Natasha with all my heart
I give you a handkerchief!
Cotton,
Important for hygiene!
Sponge
For you, Alyonushka,
Sorry for nothing!
Here's a sauna for you
New sponge!
Hand cream
Relieve any torment
This gentle hand cream!
Julia, grease handles furtively,
Life will be just as smooth!
Pumice
The snow will melt on the path
Will remove Anya boots!
Don't look at the cold
Rub your heels with a pumice stone!
Belt
This prize is more valuable than others:
You will Galya, all slimmer!
Comb
Comb thick braids
Now you can without a question!
With this brand new comb
Sveta all will be smitten with a haircut!
Chocolate bar
On a merciless diet
We are tired of sitting!
Will Lyuba so gratifying
Eat this chocolate!
Soap
Beauty is a great power!
Gets Vale soap!
It is so pleasant to wash with soap:
Both fresh and aromatic!
Nail polish
Varnish Marina come in handy
It is easy to transform with him:
With a wave of the hand
Decorate the marigolds!
Thread
Ole- thread spool!
Carry them with you, girlfriend,
So that with your beloved boy
You tied in a knot!
Eyebrow tweezers
To become a style icon
You need to pinch your eyebrows!
We give Nade tweezers,
Beware, offenders!
Green tea
You need to drink green tea!
Masha drink and enjoy
Always stay young!
For Lyudmila expensive -
Iodine bubbles
After all, health is more important
Than any fashion!
Toothbrush
Brushing his teeth Lida clearly
In the mornings and evenings
And with such a toothbrush
Everything in the world is tough!
Scrunchy
There is no more spectacular hairstyle
Than a ponytail
And now our Rita
There is a hair tie!
Leading:
Well, did you cheat anyone? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remembered a distant childhood, when for the holiday on March 8, we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers ...
The sun is shining clear
On these spring days
Gives warmth and affection,
As from my mother's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next feast for mothers, may they be alive and healthy for a long time!
Toast to mothers:
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:
- But I am so small and I do not know how to walk, how can I survive on earth?
- You will be carried in her arms by a woman, - answered God.
- But I do not know how to eat myself!
- This woman will feed you.
- But I do not know how to speak the language of people. Teach me to explain in it!
- You just need to learn one word - "mom" ...
Leading (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day one cannot but mention our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, one can only say good things about her. She leads and directs all of us, assumes all responsibility and, so to speak, rushes to the embrasure, defending our interests. We spent so much time choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that it turned out to be a whole song!
The song about the boss (to the motive of the children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest will wake up
And no one will hang their nose
If our (Name Patronymic name) will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
Errors are corrected in the reports!
From the blue brook
The river begins
And the bosses start with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
The soul always becomes more wonderful!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work with a song!
You are one of those good people
Who is only by the presence of one
Every day makes good
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
In your soul you have dreams about many things,
May they come true soon!
Toast.
Leading(after the toast):
May happiness and love smile
In the springtime long-awaited
May the sweetest, dear, desired
Surrounds with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, about our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on fragile shoulders ... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. And to what extent do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke "Are you independent?"
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer "yes" or "no", you want - mentally, you want - out loud! So here we go!
You at least once in your life ...
1) got behind the wheel?
2) hammered in a nail?
3) compliment someone?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) changed the wheel of the car?
6) fought with the shop assistants?
7) did you buy yourself gold?
8) and finally, do you know what the word "pliers" means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- those who do not have a single answer "yes": a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this difficult world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions: they still have a chance to become independent and independent;
- those who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!
Leading: Of course, this test is comic, but, as they say, in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke ... How do we want to see our "men of dreams", our knights, princes on a white horse?
Competition "My Prince"
Sheets of paper are fixed on the wall in advance. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight - if you wish), but certainly on horseback!
Everyone is involved.
Leading: Now let's drink to men ... They are what they are - not ideal, like ourselves. And let's mentally send them our hello and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick print when kissing, you can judge the intentions and feelings? Let's check on napkins! If the print is round, it means a serious stable relationship. If the heart is passionate love. "Bow" - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And an imprint of a square shape means disgust and latent dislike!
Leading: Well, we "washed the bones" for men. It's good that they don't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present.
Leading:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...
Attention lady! On March 8, it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is who, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet ...
Those who were born in January stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and hear about yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows - a difficult undertaking:
She will break your heart
And proudly leave!
Mimosa(February)
Always fresh, vigorous Mimosa,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“We only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Inaccessible, like the Bastille!
But in the circle of her friends
No party girls are more fun!
Dahlia(April)
Purebred nobleman
Our lovely Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here ...
But the Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very pretty!
She is not too lazy to work,
And make beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important thing:
You cannot be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries
Did the Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
Stunned how good:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But flirting is not averse!
She's a last shirt
Will give to help others!
the Rose(November)
Rose hides many secrets,
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince
Come-see-conquer!
He only dreams of peace
And there is something to be proud of the Lotus!
Leading: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! In it, all the flowers are so matched to each other that replace at least one - and it will be completely different! ..
And once again with the women's holiday, all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, may your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, kindness!
With the most heartfelt words
Full of spring warmth
Congratulations on the first rays
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Please yourself, dream, believe
Smile wider as you do now
May the heart at any time of the year
Beats like a spring with you!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
Today, part 1 - "The look of a woman."
This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.
Dear schoolchildren, do not waste time: this is not for you, I will soon write another funny scene for you.
You can perform it in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. A married woman, in a happy voice, enthusiastically describes the day of March 8 to her unmarried girlfriend, who only nods, sighs sadly and occasionally interjects monosyllabic questions.
I am giving here a variant with a telephone. It looks like a monologue of one actress. If you have a second one, then it will not be difficult to divide the text into two. The opposite is a little tricky, so I'm trying to make your life easier.
Since you will be staging my monologue before March 8, and the speech in it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:
Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8 in a single married apartment. There is only one holiday, there is only one apartment, and there are two stories about the same day, and, moreover, very polar ones. Listen, look and draw conclusions. So that your March 8 goes equally well for both parties involved.
Funny scenes on March 8:
part 1, "The look of a woman."
Oh, yesterday was just fabulous!
I open my eyes in the morning - there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical ... the basket is so ... well, like a big cup ... But all the same - not a cup, after all, a basket!
And there is a note in it: "Darling, lie down, rest, do not enter the kitchen, I will do everything myself!"
Who would refuse such a thing! I lie happy, thinking - what a fine fellow I have! And neither light nor dawn ran for flowers, and he prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was not lucky - her husband did something there that even the Emergencies Ministry was called!
What? And, no, I myself did not see it, my beloved told me this later. But I personally heard the sound of a siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine that it was so hot there that the smoke even got into our bedroom!
In general, my husband did not let me into the kitchen - he said there was nothing for women on March 8 to do in the kitchen. Therefore, we had breakfast right in bed - it's so romantic, you melt all from surging feelings!
What did you give? The gift was great! I have always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality are so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact, he is an unusually generous person, extraordinary! He gave me such a cute envelope with the words "Allow yourself everything!" - what I want is directly drawn on it! And inside - a bank card of a VIP client, can you imagine! And again the inscription - "And even that!" I did.
My husband said that I could take a walk for now, and he would put things in order at home. And in the evening another surprise awaits me!
Well, I went for a walk! In this weather? What's wrong with the weather? Forecasters broadcast bad on March 8? Honey, the weather doesn't matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And then - I walked around the shopping center, not down the street. Do the doctors recommend fresh air? Yes, I heard something about it. I also went out into the fresh air - to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I hadn’t spent all the money on the card, but the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably, the system stores are buggy from overloading - do you know how many acquaintances I met there that day? Paid demos don't get that much!
In general, by the time I got home, it was already evening. Beloved quiet, silent, looks with such eyes ... What? Well, how can I tell you? The look is hazy and slightly distraught. Quite slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn't see me for half a day.
Darling, let's not go to the restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!
And, really, can you imagine - stewed vegetables with meat, made dessert ... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom on the bed, an impromptu table was laid. What does a real man mean! He said I won't let me into the kitchen on March 8, so I never let me in! The only thing, cleaning vegetables and shells from eggs for some reason were also in the bedroom. Probably, he started spinning, bustling about, accidentally brought it in from the kitchen along with dinner.
What then? Well ... I couldn't help but thank him for his efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner in bed. In the evening he asked several times if I had a headache. Of course, I'm really tired - is it a joke, to spend five hours in fitting rooms? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?
In general, the day was - a fairy tale, and the night - just anriel in a new way! Well, that's another story.
Be sure to immediately present and show part 2 from the next article - funny after that. "
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
There are no men in your team, but do you need to somehow congratulate yourself, your loved ones on March 8? We will give you a lot of ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in the women's team on our own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in a purely female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny scenes, funny games and contests, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and remake songs. Our full script for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other contests for women's day at your discretion.
Scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men
By the way, a theme party can be a good idea to spend March 8 in a team. For example, in a retro style, or in the style of the 80s, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with the appropriate dress code.
What will come in handy for this fun scenario:
Competitions for the women's team on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her the presenter collects on the subject from women from the team. It can be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or cases from them, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose subject is and make a conclusion whether she knows her colleagues well.
2nd competition. Mistresses.
This competition is attended by at least 2 participants. But more is possible. They will need to perform comic tasks for speed and the ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile woman participant and hostess wins.
3rd competition. Dance.
They call two participants who can dance a waltz, and invite them to dance to the music. But the music starts to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4th competition. Fruit seduction.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber, or potatoes. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5th competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6th competition. Try to laugh.
Call one of those wishing to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, the host gives her giant leggings, which she must wear over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women of your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Largest breasts
5.) Biggest booty
6.) Thinest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of the participants on a ribbon, or round numbers are glued on their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, big breasts - beads, big priests - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.
Game: If ...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of the phrases, in the other box - the end of the phrases. The presenter gives each woman one piece of paper from each box. And then read them out in order. Hilarious questions with answers fit together.
Examples (beginning of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then ...
2. If I knew the President personally, then ...
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Examples: (end of phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest in the world.
2. I wouldn't work here anymore.
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Scene for March 8 for a women's corporate party on the motive: Three girls under the window
Three women take part in the scene - three girls. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Leading: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: I wish I could get drunk now
Leading: One girl says
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Scene for March 8 for a women's corporate party on the motive: I'm writing to you, what's more
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what more,
What else can we say.
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we will drink.
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Comic dressing up scene: declaration of love for women
A woman disguised as a man comes out. The costume is such that it was funny, the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just a fuck!
I won't let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the secular lionesses hunted for me,
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Chastooshkas for a corporate party on March 8
1.) We are sports babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, a hole - a hand can easily go through. (answer: pocket)
2.) Sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes thick, sometimes thin. Everywhere pokes, three letters called. (answer: nose)
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Song-alteration to the tune: "Let them run awkwardly ..." on March 8
Verse 1:
Let all the men run
Shops in the morning
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day - we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be whimsical, man, ready!
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Every year, on the eve of the beloved holiday of March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women so unusually, with humor, fervently, so that everyone likes it, and at the same time, without spending too much time preparing festive events.
And so that the program does not drag on: congratulations, presented gifts, and - we ask to the table ... And already there, after a good snack - contests, fun, laughter!
What to think of? How to surprise?
Don't rack your brains! We came up with everything for you: we offer 9 cool scenes for a corporate party on March 8! Suitable for mini-performances in the workplace, and for a party organized on a grand scale.
All that remains is to choose good gifts, several contests for a feast (or a buffet table), and that's it - International Women's Day can be considered a success!
Scene No. 1
"Gift Lottery"
There are 7 men participating in the performance, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth, perform a short free dance to the song of S. Mikhailov "Everything for you".
Then the women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.Male 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to present them to those who are lucky today!
Male 2: It's simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whoever comes up will take the super prize!
Spins the drum, takes out one number.
Male 1: Hooray! Please come out to us! We are announcing a super prize, here it is!
A man walks into the hall to the music, a large poster is attached to his chest, on which is written “I do not work today! He does everything for me! "
To applause and laughter, the woman, whose number was drawn by the host, is presented with a poster.Man 2, pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster on which is written "Ready to discuss this!"
Man 1 (handing the poster to the winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Up to discounts on tights in the store and a new manicure for the secretary!
Male 1: We invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name) to get the next number! He has a lucky hand!
As soon as the number is drawn out, a man comes out, on him is a poster with the inscription “5 compliments from the chef!”. The leader says compliments to the woman whose number has been pulled out of the drum.
Male 2: I get the next number! Hurray, (name of the winning woman)! Come out, please! For you he will perform his famous song "Oops!" world star Britney Spears, whom we invited specially for this performance!
Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over the trousers), the rest are dressed as a dancer (for example, in leotards). The group sings the song “Oops!” To the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing motionless, folding his hands on his stomach, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.
Male 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!
The man spins the drum with zeal, then, as if by accident, sprinkles all the numbers on the floor, while all the other men take out firecrackers, blow them up and shout: “This prize is for all of you! Our declaration of love! We just adore you! "
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov "Everything for you"), gifts prepared in advance are presented to women, and everyone is invited to the table.
Scene number 2
"Serious challenge"
Leading: Dear ladies! Let us join you for a while, feel what it is like to be a woman ?! Our most daring volunteers, to amuse you, agreed to become women today to get into the worst female situations! Help them cope with this, ladies!
Dressed up Man 1 comes out, shoes on his feet. Stumbles as if breaking a heel. Freezes, in theatrical horror, raising his hands to his face.
Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! Tell me what?
The women shout: "No!", Man 1, also shakes his head negatively.
Leading: Option 2: I'll call my relatives and friends, let other Louboutins drag me to me! Will it go?
Women shout "No!" (or "Yes!"), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.
Leading: Maybe go up to that nice stranger and ask for a ride?
Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes his shoe in front of his nose, and, opening his eyes, says: "Save the lady, please!"
Leading: Fuuu ... We successfully coped with one task, let's move on!
To the music, Man 2, dressed as a lady, enters the hall, and a usually dressed man comes towards him.
Male 2: Dear, give me 5 thousand!
Man: But where are you all the money in the business ?! I just gave it to you yesterday!
Man 2 sadly dulls his eyes, The man looks at him menacingly.
Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t come on! But know that I spent all the money on charity! " - will it go?
The women shout “No!”, Man 2 shakes his head too.
Leading: And like this: “Don't you want your wife to look great ?! Marigolds, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty do you know how much money it costs? !! "
The women shout out their answer, and Man 2 shakes his head.
Leading: Option is: “You! Me! Not! Do you love! "
Regardless of the prompts from women, Man 2 agrees with this option, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “Doesn't love! Doesn't love! ”, To which the Man, in fright, shouts:“ Of course I do! Love! Sorry! I agree to everything! " To the music, the men of the collective join them to congratulate the women.
Male 1:
We are not given to understand how you are,
So tender
You know how to be strong
Stronger than us a hundred times!Male 2:
On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to present you
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!Man:
Please please,
May never be sad
And also an offense, and an extra-kilogram-onion
Will not meet with you!Leading:
You dear ones, beloved ones,
You are the most beautiful
So let us today
Congratulate you!The men present gifts to the music, after which the women are invited to the table.
Mini-scene number 3
Ouch! What are we going to give ?!
The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or just standing in a group, expressing complete bewilderment.
Man 1 (runs bustlingly back and forth, screaming): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Let's give gift suggestions !! What are we going to give our ladies ?!
Everything: Candies!
Male 1: It's corny!
Everything: Card!
Male 1: Generally sucks!
Everything: Diaries!
Male 1: It was already!
Everything: Shaving foam!
They look inquiringly at the speaker, talk among themselves: “No, but what! They need it too! "
Male 1: I will not even comment!
Everything: Shower gels!
Male 1: It was too!
Solemn music sounds (you can march), a man dressed in white clothes walks into the hall, wings behind him.
Angel man: I am a beautiful angel who has flown to you from heaven, because I see that things are going hard without me! But your prayers have been heard, and here are gifts for your lovely women!
The angel puts a basket in front of the men - there are bouquets of flowers and gifts in it. Men shout "Hurray!"
Scene No. 4
Beauty and mind
Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention, and they are invited to the "Beauty and Mind" program.The presenter introduces the "heroines of the holiday": 2-3 men dressed as women, while the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous the better.
1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- well-deserved (choice of profession).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of cinema lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- an honored consultant on any issue.The presenter tells that today, in honor of the 8 March holiday, these women will participate in the Beauty and Mind competition, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early retirement pension.
Competition program:
1. Leading offers tasks on the topic "Who knows more".
For example, the theme is "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "jewelry".
Participants' task: Name words in no particular order related to this topic.
One point is received by the participant who will say the last word.2. Leading offers tasks for verification ability to think logically... Names several items. “Women” should name an item that is not on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, inappropriate answers, the funnier it will be to watch this.
Examples of tasks:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella paint, henna. (Excess paint "Vella").
Vanilla crumbs, bread crumbs, raisin crumbs (excess bread crumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester - excess).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (excess-lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is too much).
In order for the competition to withstand completely the style “out of logic”, the presenter awards the victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the nicest of all”.3. Competition task on the topic "Cosmetic bag".
Leading“Scatters” cosmetic items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, hygienic lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eyeliner, eye cream contour, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder, face toner).
The presenter asks each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item "from the cosmetic bag". Time is limited.
Suggested assignments:
wash off your makeup,
lipstick for a business meeting,
hide your freckles,
paint your nails,
tint the eyes,
wash off nail polish,
bring your eyes, etc.
The presenter vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For the correct answer - the participant gets a point.4. The host offers non-standard situations to the participants... It is necessary to find an original way out of them.
For example:
Let's say you met an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is "head over heels" in love with you and is about to make a marriage proposal. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But here you see a photo of your beloved on her table. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited a hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed green. What will you do?
You came to a business meeting-buffet in a knitted dress. You are communicating with your partner and suddenly you notice that one of the visitors - guests has caught the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress. Moving further and further from you, he dismisses your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner, according to the moderator, gets one point.As a result, having counted the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And presents the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on the 8th of March!
The "woman" transforms into a man, congratulates the women's team with beautiful words, the losing participants remain women and are used "to run errands" - they give out gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.
Scene number 5
Vernissage
Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.
1. Men should ask employees for their baby photos in advance. Put each in a frame and hang it in the form of an exhibition.
2. At the scheduled time, men gather women and invite everyone to the opening day.
3. Slow music sounds, the audience must guess their colleagues in the children's photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is handed over to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. Carry out a cool holiday lottery.Examples of prizes for draws:
Premises for a personal archive (photo album).
Without it, the photo desktop is empty. (Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (a set of napkins).
A necessary detail for a mink coat (hanger).
Means for keeping the figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
Universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
Husband scrubber (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
Gloves 3D (rubber gloves).It will be necessary to play all the numbers, so that each woman receives her gift.
In conclusion, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.
Short scene number 6
flying ship
1. Women are invited to the room for congratulations to the melody from the cartoon "The Flying Ship".
2. If this is not possible, then the men dress up in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the desired form of cheerful Hedgehogs: sundresses, kerchiefs, brooms (brooms). In the hands of toy accordions.
3. A congratulatory song is performed to the soundtrack of the song by Babok Yozhiek from the cartoon "The Flying Ship".
Text
* * *
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh play play!
Congratulations to women,
And don't talk!* * *
I walked on the forest side
The holiday ran after me!
Spat on his bald head
And sent to the devil!* * *
I say to him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Although I myself do not believe
I'm into these superstitions!* * *
Stretch the accordion fur
Eh, play trick!
Our women are beautiful
Sales, do not persuade!* * *
We have known them for many years,
This is the secret of beauty!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty years old!* * *
I walked back home
The holiday is all running after me!
What is the reason for this?
Well this is devilry ?!* * *
Stretch the accordion fur
Eh, play, play it!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade to sit down at the table!Men accompany women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate, give gifts.
Scene congratulation number 7
Self-assembled tablecloth
Men prepare a large gift box in advance and colorfully decorate it.
When the women appear, each is given a flower.The men take turns talking:
1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate on March 8!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So that you can guess
7. What has been picked up for a long time,
8. What we will hand over!
9. He is undeniably very cute!
10. Even we will give you a hint:
11. He will delight you for sure!
12. Because it's ... a fairy tale?
13. No, you haven't guessed!
14. This is home decoration!
15. And it will come in handy today!
16. Is this the right ... bench?
17. Didn't hit, well, it happens!
18. Where is where is your ingenuity?
19.To receive guests, respect
20. Will a miracle (pauses) rolling pin come in handy?
21. By, even very by
23 you need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Make a beautiful table
26. Treat a neighbor with tea
24. We give you a super - tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulations): after the presentation of gifts, we invite you to the festive table!They give gifts and invite to the table.
The first toast to the festive mood, to the best housewives, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even work a miracle!
Scene number 8
Starfall
Men talk to each other.
Male 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 "on the nose." For gifts, our women need to be thrown off.
Male 2: Why should we throw off, let us read poems to them, we will sing different songs there. Creative gifts are, after all, the most desirable and inexpensive!
Male 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! Give me a flower and that's enough. They didn't bother us with gifts. Foam and socks again!
Male 4: What kind of guys are you all the same mercaltile. After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And the beauties and clever girls, they bake pies, and they will always treat them, they will say a good word, they will raise the spirits. You look at any and immediately want to sing.
Male 1: Yes, yes, I agree with (name Men 4). Our girls deserve to be presented with unusual gifts. But what to give as a present ?!
Male 4: Let's think! You need something beautiful and romantic!
Male 1: Can each get a ticket to the cinema?
Male 3: And why should each, let's take them to the evening session. Very romantic!
Male 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can't even imagine how I will show up home after watching together in the evening!
Male 1: Yes, and husbands will not be too happy. They will also give a "hat"!
Male 4: It is necessary that in the evening it was connected, and that everyone was delighted!
Male 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!
Male 2: Exactly! Stars must be presented! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!
Male 4(dreamily): Each of our girls is a star! Or maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night starfall! Every girl is comparable to a constellation!
Male 1: Resolved! Speak!
Male 4(clears his throat): Our dear girls! You for us are like celestial stars, united into constellations! Allow me, on the eve of International Women's Day on March 8, to identify you with beautiful heavenly bodies and give each of us our modest gift, forming a starfall!
They call the names of the girls, the constellation consonant with their name.
Example:
Irina - Polar Star (laudatory characteristics and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praises, compliments);
Maria - Ursa Major,
Ella - Capella,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.After the announcement of the entire list and the presentation of gifts, women are invited to the table.
Game mini-scene number 9
Long live women!
Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.
1. Men prepare balloons of different shapes in advance.
2. They invite women to the room where the congratulations will take place (or they do it in the workplace).
3. The host announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as a proof, now, immediately, exact copies of the employees will be made!
4. Now the men have to create female figures from balls using scotch tape in a strictly defined time. The funnier and more ridiculous the "creations" are, the better.
5. Women count aloud in chorus, help with advice. Or the music turns on at the right time.
6. Once the time is up, the men take turns showing their "masterpieces", telling the best about the woman whose "copy" is being presented, and giving the gift.
The host invites everyone to the table (or a small buffet table). Where games and draws can continue.
In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no way offensive or insulting!
Try to joke, say congratulations with ease. Use sketches, a pre-prepared program of drinking and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the more impression you will make on the female half of the team.
March 8 is a holiday for all women. Some celebrate it at home, accepting beautiful spring bouquets from their families and bathing in flattering compliments, and some celebrate March 8 at work. It's fun to celebrate this day of femininity, filled with the spring sun, together with your work team, our funny scene for March 8 for a corporate party will help you.
3 girls participate in the scene.
LEADING: Dear guests, do you believe in female friendship? Is this a myth or reality? I propose to check if there is a real female friendship. So, imagine a new employee came to the team, a pretty young girl. It took 1, 5 months.
3 laughing girls take the stage. They are having fun discussing something.
EMPLOYEE 1: Imagine, he apologized to my mother for a month after that. He said that our voices on the phone are very similar, and he didn't mean THAT (Everyone laughs).
EMPLOYEE 2: Oh, girls, how cool you are! It's so interesting with you! Let's be friends, become best friends? I dreamed about it all my life! It will be so great!
EMPLOYEE 3 (to the sounds of an alarming melody): You say your best friends? It's not as easy as it sounds.
EMPLOYEE 1: This is not "AVON" for you, where you took the catalog and immediately - the distributor. Being best friends means taking on a lot of responsibilities.
EMPLOYEE 2: Which ones, for example?
EMPLOYEE 3: For example, a real friend will absolutely sincerely love your dog, and know all the songs of your favorite singer.
EMPLOYEE 1: Only she can be trusted with how much shoes and a bag really cost.
EMPLOYEE 3: She, of course, has discount cards of the best boutiques.
EMPLOYEE 1: She earns less, but will always offer money on credit. And it will not remind you of the repayment of the debt.
EMPLOYEE 3: If you put on a little weight, she will also gain a couple - three extra pounds out of solidarity.
EMPLOYEE 1: She will always borrow her most stylish things, but she won’t ask yours.
EMPLOYEE 3: From the Emirates, she will bring you not a shell as a gift, but a fur coat.
EMPLOYEE 1: But at the same time, a real friend is always happy with the magnet that you brought from Turkey.
EMPLOYEE 3: The best friend will always listen to all your innermost secrets, never reveal your secrets to anyone, but will always share the innermost secrets of other friends.
EMPLOYEE 1: When you sing karaoke, she never scores more points than you, even though she graduated with honors from music school.
EMPLOYEE 3: If you and your best friend at a corporate party are in the same dresses, she will immediately go home to change, even if she lives in the wilderness.
EMPLOYEE 1: She is terribly jealous of your breasts. Not you!
EMPLOYEE 3: When a best friend meets an oligarch, she leaves him your phone number.
EMPLOYEE 1: After 3 cocktails at the bar, she always knows to stop, but she won't stop you.
EMPLOYEE 3: If at a sale in a boutique of luxury clothing you like the same thing, your best friend automatically “forgets her wallet at home”.
EMPLOYEE 1: The best friend takes care of your figure and eats all your candy and buns after six o'clock in the evening.
EMPLOYEE 2 (Frightened): It's clear. I understood everything. My phone seems to be ringing. Sorry, I'll probably go (Runs away).
EMPLOYEE 3 (Shouts after): By the way, I forgot, when you have problems with your boyfriend, you are depressed, she buys three extra batteries for the phone.
EMPLOYEE 1: Fu seems to be gone.
EMPLOYEE 3: That's okay. And then we know these are "best friends", then the dress did not return, then the credit card was lost.
EMPLOYEE 1: It is no coincidence that the great sage said that the best friends of girls are diamonds (laughs merrily).
To the song "Diamonds" by the "VIA GRA" group, the girls bow out.
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